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[chataki]

Take your music player and set in on random and the song titles are the answers to the following questions.

What do you think of me, iTunes?
Brain damage.

Will I have a happy life?
Harder to breathe.

What do my friends really think of me?
Everybody's free.

Do people secretly lust after me?
Fields of gold. (Hrrm?)

What does [insert significant other] think of me?
River of dreams. (oh, excellent)

How can I make myself happy?
Great indoors.

What should I do with my life?
Chop suey.

Why must life be so full of pain?
Imperial march (Star Wars).

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Can't take my eyes off of you.

Will I ever have children?
I don't know you anymore.

Will I die happy?
Across the universe.

Can you give me some advice?
Carnival.

Do you know where your children are?
Caravan.

What do you think happiness is?
New deep.

What's your favourite fetish?
Eulogy (okay, yuck).